Source: Think Geek



Now, I don't know nothin' 'bout no Bluetooth technology, but I think the point is you don't have to walk around with your phone in your hand looking at it the entire time you're on a call.



Which makes me think Bluetooth Handset Gloves have to be a joke.



(See picture.)



But apparently not. 



You can even talk for 20 hours straight into your hand, according to the specs below. 



I suppose that's time well spent with your thumb in your ear, instead of in your aspartame. 




Bluetooth Handset Glove Features and Specifications:

Bluetooth handset built into the left glove
Compatible with all devices that are Bluetooth-compatible
Conductive-fiber allows capacitive touch operation
Operating range: 40 feet
Battery life: Standby 10 days, 20 hours of conversation
Sizes: Choose men's or women's sizes in knit, specific size in leather
Colors: Black and grey knit, black leather
Composition: Knit - 95% polyacrylonitrile, 3% cotton, 2% polyester; leather - 100% genuine leather
Charges over micro USB (~ 30 minutes, cable included)
Tested and works with iOS, Android, Windowsphone, Blackberry
Dry clean only



source: Think Geek