The reliably contemptible Alan Wilson, suffragan in the diocese of Oxford, has once more condescended to bestow his lofty wisdom upon the smocked peasantry in the pews. (As suffragan Bishop of Buckingham, he can – and dear God, does he – speak ex cathedra only from his accustomed throne in the Grauniad and, urbi et orbi, through gracious pronouncements to Fleet Street generally.) He has denounced other bishops as hypocrites and closet cases, and called – Deus vult! ­– for the crusading cleric...