ME: You left your Social Studies homework on the kitchen table.

SAM: Yes, I know. I decided to be a Vulcan about it.

ME: What?

SAM: I decided to not have any emotions about not being able to turn in my homework. Like a Vulcan.



ME: First of all, you should have emotions about not turning in your homework. Strong emotions of shame and regret. Second, I don’t think Vulcans ever leave their homework at home.

SAM: How do you know that? You don’t even watch Star Trek.

ME: Trust me, I just know.