The following is a list of horrible things I’ve done as a mother (so far):

Had an epidural
Fed my son formula
Nursed in public, including a time on an airplane where I’m pretty sure everyone saw most of my left boob
Shared a bed with my son (co-sleeping)
Gave my son ice cream for dinner without even trying to feed him anything “healthy” first because I knew he wasn’t in the mood for anything healthy, so I just gave him ice cream
Applied the methods of Dr. Richard Ferber and let my son cry in his cr...