Sometimes the only way to find out if an online pub has put up your work. If Ilya's Honey ever sent me a notice that these had gone live, I didn't find it.

The first is about a lot of the stuff I knocked myself out doing when I was younger. The second about my dismal attempts to become bilingual.

Shinnying up my Life http://www.illyashoney.com/A55656/ih....

I Love You, Where Are You, Let’s Go to Bed
http://www.illyashoney.com/A55656/ih....