I want to be your president
I kneel and plead your votes
I’m destined to be the number one man
Can’t you read it in my palm lines?

I shall build bridges
Where there are no rivers
I shall plant food crops on rock soils
I shall light a candle under a table

I shall loot and give you your share
You shall eat while I eat
Your children don’t need examinations
I shall certify all of them

I want to be your governor
Why should I beg for your votes?
I have a PhD in leading
You have no choice but me

It’s my turn to eat oil-money
It’s my turn to puppet the force
It’s my turn to drive in convoys
It’s my turn to inhabit Aso Rock’s prototype

Whether you vote or not, I’ll win
Tribunal or not, I’ll continue
Protest or not, you’re on your own
Strike or not, you will get fatigue

You can’t beat me
Join me
You can’t conquer me
Like me

I will be senator
Whether you like it or not
I shall blindfold you with legal tender
And you shall mortgage me your future

I am already Honorable
To hell with your votes
I have a powerful godfather
To him I’m responsible.

He knows how to manipulate the commission
The people are no match for him
My godfather
To him I’m responsible

I will be like the mayor
I’m sexy and beautiful
Your votes don’t count
Because you won’t count them

My lips are florid
My hips are rigid
I shall give him from my honey pot
He shall make me like the mayor

You shall give us your votes
Because we are powers that be
Our manifesto shall manifest
We promise you the impossible