I'm not exactly good with celebrities. I'm polite, I'm calm, but I just somehow always manage to find a way to embarrass myself.   The most recent humiliation occurred two weeks ago. I’m an avid Dance Moms fan and despite Abby’s unconventional method of teaching, I look up to her.   I’d spoken to Melissa and Jill and we got along great. I could totally see myself being BFF’s with Melissa, which was exactly what she said. Unfortunately, she hasn’t tweeted back and I’m not ready to resort to being