The internet is full of cats, and I don’t mean memes. I mean
mofos who want to act aloof and call folks names and bury them with doofy shit
and scratch if folks try to clean them a bit. Thing is, folks are not about
that brand of noise anymore. Folks are about love and light and beauty, all the
good shit that makes a person worth someone’s time. If cats want to lick and
lick and cough up their