I get that question a lot. “Who the hell do you think you are?”

Then, I check my ID and get confused, on account of the fact that I have multiple. Far as I’m concerned, names aren’t really static. At any given moment, I could give myself a new one.

One time, I went by the name Vondwella Haberdashery Sharoom  for two weeks just to prove a point. Another, when I was out of ration points in Germany, I went by Wade Sharpell.

That’s the cool thing about names. They aren’t really static. You can have any one you want to fit any mood. You can be a nobody or you can be a queen. You are what you tell the world you are.

So who the hell do I think I am?

Anyone I feel like being at that particular point in time.

Happy Halloween and rock on.