Mercury has been in retrograde for one day. One teensy, tiny, little day. And yet, it’s already amassed a list of casualties in my household.

1. The furnace. (We’ve owned our place for less than two months.)

2. The space heater. (We discovered it was broken when attempting to turn on the brand-new space heater for the first time, because of No. 1.)

3. My sanity. (Direct result of No. 1 and No. 2.) 

The good part? At least I have a reason to use this gif. (I love Mindy Kaling.)