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[close] I always loved this movie. I never did get why it didn't do well when it came out. I think that after the whole parasitic spreading of the Twilight Saga, if this movie came out today it would probably receive a much more positive response. Anyway, I just always thought this scene between the vampire hunter, Jack Crow, and the Priest was always hilarious. This film was partly based off a book of the same title, only with a dollar bill sign in place of the "S" at the end of the title. Sadly, the author died of cancer about 4 or 5 years ago at an age that was way too young for such a good writer to go out. I've read that book too, and it is pretty damned good. YOU SHOULD READ IT!

[close] They don't make em like they used too unfortunately.

[close] Things shore do change. The Walking Dead is amazing show, and I love this little "Buffy Intro" that whatever awesome genius did, cause I was and still am a die hard fan of Buffy The Vampire Slayer too. Zombies are awesome, but vampires will rise again from the destructive ashes of Twilight!

[close] Did you just watch the add above? NOTICE HOW "SPARKLE PAPER TOWELS" USED A FAIRY INSTEAD OF A VAMPIRE TO ENDORSE THIER PRODUCT??? It's because that is Fairies who sparkle, not vampires. It's true, unlike Stephenie Meyer, it is clearly apparent that Sparkle paper towels did their homework when endorsing their product by using a fairy instead of a vampire for a mascot. And do you know why that is? If you do your homework and research on both mythological creatures, you will find that yes there are a variety of different types of fairies as well as vampires, but it is faires that sparkle...not vampires! I honestly think that that woman did some hardcore drugs like Crack laced with PCP while writing the Twilight books.

[close] Okay, I realize that we are all getting bombarded with all this Star Wars stuff right now, but..hey...I grew up on those films so I like it. Anyway ever since The Force Awakens has come out I've noticed that all these epic sword fights from various movies and TV shows have had CGI animated over them so that they look like Jedi Light saber fights. From Kill Bill, to Game of Thrones...my favorite was Michonne killing zombies with a light saber from a scene from The Walking Dead. Anyway, I just found this, Blade fighting Deacon Frost with a light saber. This scene is from the first Blade film and I remember going to see Blade Trinity, when Whistler(Jessica Biel) has that "UV Arc" thing. I remember turning to my friend saying "does she have a light saber???". LOL. Anyway, I like this thing. Even though I noticed Blade and Frost both have red light sabers usually symbolizing in Star Wars that the color red is the character on the Dark Side(Evil). you know cause

[close] I love these lines at the end that George Clooney has.

[close] They should have given him an Irish accent.

[close] Okay, I found this just today and thought it was interesting. Was unaware that it even existed until now. It's an alternate version or "first draft" of the Pilot/first episode of Buffy The Vampire Slayer. I don't know what happened, I suppose when they originally pitched this to the network, they told them they had to redo it. I can see why if that's the case. I think if you were and still are a fan of this show, you might find this interesting and see why they redid it. I'll have to research more about this. WATCH...AND ENJOY.

[close] Okay, the whole sparkling thing in the sunlight in Twilight...I'll never let that fucking thing go!! Well, this clip...it's from the Subscpecies vampire movies of the '90's. They were these really low budget, straight to video movies that I could never find anywhere. Just really cheesy and low budget by today's standards...but you have to give them credit for the vampire make up effects, creativity, and the fact that they actually shot the things in Transylvania and other parts of Romania. Anyway, in my early twenties I could never find the damned things until...guess what...one day I walk into a 7-11 to get my occasional nachos with cheese and slurpie and they just happened to have the damned thing in a bin of bargain movies. I know that 7-11 Nachos and Slurpies are probably pretty bad for ya, but hey, I got the first three movies in that series that day for $3. Of course these days I'm sure you could find em easy on Netflix. Anyway, this is a vampire in the sun!