Jeff O'Brien

Jeff O'Brien asked Arthur Graham:

Fuck Marry Kill. Me, Morrissey, a cockroach. ?

Arthur Graham Well, obviously, I'd have to fuck Morrissey circa Your Arsenal, but seeing as how Morrissey is getting all old and frumpy these days, and I don't even want to BEGIN trying to figure out the mechanics of fucking a cockroach, I guess I'd fuck you and stomp that fuckin' cockroach to death. Done. Ideally, I'd marry you, but seeing as how you're already married, I'd have to fuck old Morrissey, marry the cockroach (you can do that now thanks to the Gays), and kill your ass instead. Sorry, brah.

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I guess that my ignored question was too unprofessinal to warrant a response from a top selling co author pro, so I'll try another one. When you're going down on a chick have you ever been greeted with laughter from aforementioned chick? Not that there's the least suggestion of inadequacy, I just wonder if the beard produces a tickle. One more. Does this shit play out any different in Boca Raton? Yo!!

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