What do you think about this pitch for a book... some idiot walks int the goodreads building and bribes the employee so he can become a goodreads author. Then all he writes a book for infants between the ages of 6 weeks to 54 weeks & 3 days. Then all he does is use his account to say he wants to strangle paris hilton and get freaky with trees. What do you think? (Btw the protagonist's name would be Mason R. Poopivu)