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Goodreads asked Douglas M. Laurent:

Can you tell us a two-sentence horror story?

Douglas M. Laurent Druid Bitch Demon of Round Lake (edited version, well u did ask …)

Upon arriving to take care of my ailing dad, he said, “I saw an old woman in the corner dressed in a robe she looked as if she was eating something. I thought he was senile but a month later I met the old woman entity and when I saw her she stood and in a southern drawl looked at me and said, “We hate your *m guts, we’re going to cut your *m throat and there’s not a goddamn thing you can do about it.”

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