Dorothy

Dorothy asked Andrew Shaffer:

Will you be my BFF and shit?

Andrew Shaffer Hello, Dorothy. That's an easy question to answer. Yes, I will be your BFF. Best Fox Friends. We'll watch Fox News together, every day and night. We'll never stop. O'Reilly, that one white lady, that other white lady--we'll watch them all, consuming their every word with the appetite of Rush Limbaugh at a pill party. Hey...hey--where are you going? Come back! I thought we were going to be BFFs... :(

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Are you actually Joe Biden? I hope so, how else did you know he dreams about Barack on a unicorn with glitter in its hair?!

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