A Goodreads user asked Arthur Graham:

A) If coerced, what question would you ask yourself? B) Would your answer make the questioner appear stupid or vice versa?

Arthur Graham A) If coerced, I would have to ask myself whether it was actually coercion, or whether in fact I'm just like any writer, needing no special motivation to listen to myself speak.
B) My answer would not make the question appear stupid, nor would the question make my answer appear stupid. Rather, both the question and my answer would make me appear intellectually adroit, wryly humorous, and sexually appealing to all persons regardless of gender or orientation.

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