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#1

“Hate will keep you alive where love fails”
― Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns

#2

“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

tags: read, readers, reading, reading-books

35554 likes

#3

“Your Grace," she said, "I have only one question. Do you wish this man crippled, or dead?”
― David Weber, Flag in Exile

50 likes

#4

“Memories are dangerous things. You turn them over and over, until you know every touch and corner, but still you'll find an edge to cut you.”
― Mark Lawrence, Prince of Thorns

tags: memories, past

708 likes

#5

“There is no sound more annoying than the chatter of a child, and none more sad than the silence they leave when they are gone.”
― Mark Lawrence, King of Thorns

tags: children, silence

283 likes

#6

“On a scale from one to ten,” Captain Krasnitsky muttered, “I give this trip a negative four hundred.”
― David Weber John Ringo, March Upcountry

13 likes

#7

“Mocking a woman is like drinking too much wine. It may be fun for a short time, but the hangover is hell.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Warbreaker

tags: relationships, women

932 likes

#8

“If you're always on time, it implies that you never have anything better you should be doing.”
― Brandon Sanderson

570 likes

#9

“I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

tags: brain, humor, mental, responsibility

191 likes

#10

“Better to be the failure who nobly strived than the success who never really had to.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Firstborn

tags: kindlehighlight

152 likes

#11

“The lesson of history is that no one learns.”
― Steven Erikson, Deadhouse Gates

429 likes

#12

“Wise words are like arrows flung at your forehead. What do you do? Why, you duck of course.”
― Steven Erikson, House of Chains

220 likes

#13

“First in , Last out.

Motto of the bridgeburners”
― Steven Erikson, Memories of Ice

213 likes

#14

“The heart of wisdom is tolerance.”
― Steven Erikson, Memories of Ice

tags: inspirational

144 likes

#15

“Are you always a smartass?'

Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

tags: humor, impudence, sarcasm, smartass

2107 likes

#16

“We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.”
― Jim Butcher, Grave Peril

tags: bob-the-skull, harry-dresden, humor, insanity

570 likes

#17

“In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”
― Jim Butcher, Summer Knight

tags: harry-dresden, humor, motivation

401 likes

#18

“The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

tags: harry-dresden

562 likes

#19

“I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”
― jim butcher, Summer Knight

tags: harry-dresden, humor

361 likes

#20

“I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.”
― Jim Butcher, My Big Fat Supernatural Wedding

tags: harry-dresden, humor

308 likes

#21

“I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.”
― Jim Butcher, Storm Front

tags: harry-dresden, humor, women

292 likes

#22

“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”
― Jim Butcher

tags: humor, interference

219 likes

#23

“Polka will never die.”
― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

tags: polka

220 likes

#24

“In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.”
― Jim Butcher, Dead Beat

tags: harry-dresden, heroism, humor

250 likes

#25

“Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.”
― Jim Butcher, Changes

tags: analogies, harry-dresden, libraries, technophobes

193 likes

#26

“I've never lost a duel to the death. Not one.”
― Jim Butcher, Captain's Fury

151 likes

#27

“Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!”
― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites

129 likes

#28

“It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.
I turned around and ran like hell.”
― Jim Butcher, Death Masks

tags: harry-dresden, humor

127 likes

#29

“If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.”
― Jim Butcher, Changes

tags: harry-dresden, humor

133 likes

#30

“I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.”
― Jim Butcher, Turn Coat

tags: harry-dresden, humor

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