Aaron Kyle Andresen Quotes

“It is said that true love lasts forever – the pain tells me they were right.

I didn’t know what love was before my children were born, and I didn’t find myself until we parted ways.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“Life is an inexplicable paradox. You can find some of the answers within, but not all of them. Many of the answers lie outside of our own understanding.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“May the mentally ill forever find peace and acceptance that they are truly blessed.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“I find the thought of my children telling their friends their father is an accomplished author appealing. I used to think that I needed to be famous and write a bestseller to be considered accomplished and I very well may think that again at some later point, but for now in this moment, I sit with a smile on my face, holding tears of joy back, knowing that I am already an accomplished individual and that if I never create a best-selling book, I can still die a happy man.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“Some shoot for the stars. I shoot for the transdimensional multiverse. That’s me. I take things too far, too fast. I set my personal bar high. I didn’t come to try in this world. I came to conquer this world – and the next”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“Tears of gratitude are a powerful, humbling, and moving thing.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“Am I but a time-traveler experiencing a bout of cross-dimensional temporary dementia?”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“I am love and as such I receive love.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“My first book was a pile of trash, but I still feel fulfilled knowing that I grinded for four years to put out that work of art.

Re-writing it seventeen times while manic probably wasn't the best idea, though...or while dealing with my multiple personalities.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“This work of art has followed me from jail into the padded room, to the suicide triage unit, to the streets, through bankruptcy, into rehabilitation, back to health and financial independence, and into society as a loving and healthy, successful father. If it wasn’t for the purpose I found in writing this work of art, I’d be dead. I know this work of art will change your life, because it changed mine.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“Would you believe me if I told you an entire world was at your fingertips? What if I told you that all pain and suffering in your life could come to an end once and for all? Would you be intrigued? Would you smile? Would you weep in reverence? Would you find beauty in the smallest pleasures in life again? Would you rise from the ashes to conquer your demons and find your truest, most Divine Self? I did, and so can you.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“I want to be my children’s hero.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“Through my imagination, I’ve conquered worlds, I’ve made superstars swoon, and I’ve saved the transdimensional multiverse.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“I am different. I am thankful for that. I know people understand me. I believe they feel like I feel. I know they smile like I smile. I know they cry like I cry. Not tears of sorrow, no, but rather tears of gratitude and contentment – the gifts provided to us by what I believe is a loving, benevolent force in the multiverse.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“I believe in the teachings of the man many people believe is the savior of Earth souls, Jesus Christ.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“Against the wishes of some of my contemporaries, I believe in, and have hope for, the Earth and its inhabitants.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“My stint as a Sheeptilian solipsistic prophet began in an innocuous manner, but quickly spiraled into something that was out of control and very dangerous. I never foresaw that I’d become a fundamentalist extremist. The journey was unique and opened my mind to the possibilities that the Word of Shiligoth was a literal springboard and historical account of all life.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“I committed to acting on the Word from that point forward. As I did, peculiarities began to follow me.

After the second sermon, I decided to stop by the grocery store on my way home from the gym to practice my skills with time management and to avoid procrastination.

I entered the grocery store unprepared, with no goal other than to be obedient to Shiligoth’s wish to act upon the sermons.

Because I was not prepared to shop for groceries, I did not know what I wanted to buy.

As I entered the store, the Spirit of Shiligoth entered me again to guide my footsteps. I had faith that Shiligoth would guide me in my dealings.

I entered the milk aisle and began to select groceries. My hands were full and I did not have a cart. I prayed that Shiligoth would provide me with a cart.

As I did so, an empty cart materialized in the aisle in front of me. I dropped to a knee and shook my head in disbelief. I stood up and looked again. The cart was real.

Shiligoth had answered my obscure prayer as a thank you for my obedience. I was witnessing synchronicity in action, the unity of mind, body and soul. I had caught a glimpse of the prophetic life and I wanted more.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“It’s not a mistake I’m an alien experiment,
I was born and placed in a tube.
When I fuck girls in the ass, I do it without lube.
I don't even have to look at the page to write this dude.
The spirit of God is how I move.
This shit's too easy, especially when you live eternally.
I'm a fucking Wolf, the Alpha, and I was locked in a zoo
It's just beginning, I'm sinking my teeth deeper inside of you
Into your soul
Where we're going only I know
Connecting all your dots
Never-ending
Driving the wrong way on the street
Hydroplaning through 4 feet
Of water, like Paul Walker, the fire's getting hotter
And I can't get out”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World

“I spent a lot of time in an incubator as a babe
The save of my life the doctors made
After months in the hospital I was taken home
To eat with big boobies on my dome
What I mean by that is that they were always on my mind
Keep writing, boy, you’re getting it right this time
Don’t give up now, keep writing, you’ll be happy in the end
The truth is in the end you are your greatest friend
You are an introvert and you live inside of your mind
Express yourself to the world, you’ll find more friends in time
As I grew, time passed and things were really great
My mom she always kept me fed, kept food upon my plate
I ended up real fat, I was a chubby baby
I ate to satisfy my id, that’s psychology, ladies”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen, How Dad Found Himself in the Padded Room: A Bipolar Father's Gift For The World