Agile Transformation Quotes

“The room had all the trappings of corporate cosplay: walls lined with meaningless jargon posters (“Fail Fast,” “Think Lean,” “Sprint or Die!”), whiteboards no one had written on, and an “Agile Champion.”
― Scott M. Graffius, Agile Protocol: The Transformation Ultimatum

“Quix even built a kanban board that talked. It had an AI voice that said things like, “Your velocity is weak, and your story points are ashamed to be associated with you.” We named it KanbanChatterbox.”
― Scott M. Graffius, Agile Protocol: The Transformation Ultimatum

“The team was flowing. Work in progress was under control. Features were used by customers. It was like watching a unicorn drive a Tesla through a burndown chart.”
― Scott M. Graffius, Agile Protocol: The Transformation Ultimatum

“Let’s talk about Minimum Viable Product, or as I like to call it: the art of building just enough to find out you’re wrong.”
― Scott M. Graffius, Agile Protocol: The Transformation Ultimatum

“No more “fake Agile.” No more box-checking.”
― Scott M. Graffius, Agile Protocol: The Transformation Ultimatum

“Currently detecting 3% actual buy-in.”
― Scott M. Graffius, Agile Protocol: The Transformation Ultimatum