Armpits Quotes

“Lizzie ignored the hair in her armpits and on her legs. It had gone from stubble to dark hair. F*** it. End of the world rules apply.”
― Robert L. Slater

“[Circe]: What is the matter? Does my kiss offend you? Do I have bad breath from hunger? Have I neglected to cleanse my sweaty armpits?”
― Sarah Ruden, The Satyricon

“If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.”
― Richard B. Knight