Buttocks Quotes (8 quotes)

“Callipygian:
Having shapely buttocks.”
― Stephanie Perkins, Anna and the French Kiss

tags: buttocks, humor

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“He kissed the plump mellow yellow smellow melons of her rump, on each plump melonous hemisphere, in their mellow yellow furrow, with obscure prolonged provocative melonsmellonous osculation.”
― James Joyce, Ulysses

tags: arse, ass, bottom, butt, buttocks, rump

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“Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, arse, arses, ass, asses, bench-press, bum, bums, butt, buttock, buttocks, butts, calf, calves, cheat-day, chest, chests, cut, diet, diet-plan, diet-plans, exercise, fit, fitness, funny, gym, hilarious, humor, humorous, humour, joke, jokes, leg, leg-day, legs, legs-day, lift, muscle, muscles, rear-end, satire, shut-up-and-squat, squat, squats, tone, toned, weight, weights, workout

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“The average woman feels small whenever a man who has just walked past her does not turn his head to check out her ass, especially if it is—or if she feels that it is—big.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

tags: arse, ass, belittle, butt, buttocks, courtship, feel-small, humor, humour, walk

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“I paint a woman's big rounded buttocks so that I want to reach out and stroke the dimpled flesh”
― Peter Paul Rubens

tags: buttocks, dimpled, flesh, painting, rounded

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“In a stampede, it dawns on a robust woman that her admired ‘superior’ posterior is a liability in reality.”
― Vincent Okay Nwachukwu, Weighty 'n' Worthy African Proverbs - Volume 1

tags: buttocks, liability, posterior, robust, stampede, woman

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“Her thighs are parted and high. She holds her ankles in a wide invitation with her buttocks barely on the surface...”
― Bat Maxwell, The Color of Honey

tags: bare, buttocks, parted, thighs, wide

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“Just because you can clap your buttocks in a basin, does not mean that you are a great swimmer.”
― Klassikan Proverb

tags: basin, buttocks, buy-klassik, klassik-nation, klassik-royal-nation, swim-quotes, swimming, swimming-quotes, that-s-kalpop

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