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“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.”
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“The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.”
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“Speaking of which, about assuming you had a condom—I just meant that you, with your experience, would be prepared for responsible sex, even if it were on the fly. An intelligent man is prepared for spontaneity.”
― A Bird Without Wings
― A Bird Without Wings
“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.”
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“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.”
― The Use and Misuse of Children
― The Use and Misuse of Children
“AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.”
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“To millions of children, a condom is nothing but a balloon.”
― On Friendship: A Satirical Essay
― On Friendship: A Satirical Essay
“Words could never express the infinite sadness of a used condom, removed from your already half-limp dick by an expert hand, which then strangles it with a precise, automatic gesture.”
― L'obsolescence programmée de nos sentiments
― L'obsolescence programmée de nos sentiments
“His head went back, on the stroke up, again. When he finally looked back at her hands still on him, and his cock all neatly wrapped, his words came out gravelly, and wondering.
“What a strange notion.”
“You won’t miss too much of the sensation. It’s really not that bad.”
His mouth quirked up at the corner.
“Why would I miss any sensation? The whole of our bodies are going to be touching. Are you going to encase the rest of me in a stocking?”
Laughter, again. It felt good, so good.
“I guess not—now get down here and fuck me.”
― Tigerlily
“What a strange notion.”
“You won’t miss too much of the sensation. It’s really not that bad.”
His mouth quirked up at the corner.
“Why would I miss any sensation? The whole of our bodies are going to be touching. Are you going to encase the rest of me in a stocking?”
Laughter, again. It felt good, so good.
“I guess not—now get down here and fuck me.”
― Tigerlily
“Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.”
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“Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.”
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“Your cooking reminds me of a Special Olympics race. Reminds me of the time I came in third place. I should have worn a condom.”
― There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't
― There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't
“Condom,” she said. He grabbed a gold square off his nightstand, tore it open, and milked the rubber down his shaft. These were awkward seconds for a man, no matter how attractive the woman under him appeared—legs open, breasts resting on the rib cage—because a man has to stay hard while the woman watches in some negative quiet where irrevocable judgments are formed.”
― Orient
― Orient
“Culture is a fibreglass condom suit - highly restrictive, uncomfortable and itchy as hell.”
― Sex, Death, Drugs & Madness
― Sex, Death, Drugs & Madness
“Condomizing makes it way less difficult for you not to worry about the sex life or lives of the person or people who are also sleeping with your partner.”
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“Putting a condom on is like raising your own flag, there is a solemn sensation when it is all erected.”
― "Darling, it's not only about sex"
― "Darling, it's not only about sex"
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