George Weasley Quotes

“You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –"
"Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet."
"Great idea though, thanks, Mum.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

“Give her hell from us, Peeves.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Can't stay long, Mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-"
"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-"
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
"Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

“What do we want to be prefects for?” said George, looking revolted at the very idea. “It’d take all the fun out of life.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

“You know, I don’t get why Fred and George only got three O.W.L.s each,” said Harry, watching as Fred, George, and Lee collected gold from the eager crowd. “They really know their stuff. . . .”
“Oh, they only know flashy stuff that’s no real use to anyone,” said Hermione disparagingly.
“No real use?” said Ron in a strained voice. “Hermione, they’ve got about twenty-six Galleons already. . . .”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Size is no guarantee of power.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“So," said Wood, at long last, jerking Harry from a wistful fantasy about what he could be eating for breakfast at this very moment up at the castle, "is that clear? Any questions?"
"I've got a question, Oliver," said George, who had woken with a start. "Why couldn't you have told us yesterday when we were awake?”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

“Wow, we're identical!”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Well, we find we appreciate you more and more, Mum, now we're washing our own socks”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

“The Ministry’s providing a couple of cars,’ said Mr Weasley. Everyone looked up at him.
‘Why?’ said Percy curiously.
‘It’s because of you, Perce,’ said George seriously. ‘And there’ll be little flags on the bonnets, with HB on them —’
‘— for Humungous Bighead,’ said Fred. Everyone except Percy and Mrs Weasley snorted into their pudding.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban