Grumpy Quotes

“No! I'm not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!”
― Anthony Liccione

“Dad, despite the fact you can be a right grumpy bastard, I’m so incredibly grateful to have you in my life.”
― K.A. Hill, The Winners' Guide

“Most annoying circumstances have brought you into the presence of a man who has broken all the ties of humanity. You have come to trouble my existence.”
― Jules Verne

“Yes, I'm a pessimistic, cynical, grumpy old git. You only get that way through great trial and error.”
― George Banister

“You grumpy types are no fun. Can’t you put your own damnation aside for two seconds and let the suspense build?”
― Murphy St. John, Threshold

“And as she flew away she shouted to the masses down below, JUST BE YOURSELF, that's unusual enough, and you will steal the show!" -Penelope, the Grumpy Pony”
― Angela DeVere Taylor

“If this belief from heaven be sent, If such be nature's holy plan, Have I not reason to lament what man has made of man?”
― William Woodsworth

“Somehow she knew there would be an unspoken truce on their unspoken battle over God knew what when they were old. They could both surrender to their innate grumpiness. It was going to be a lovely relief.”
― Liane Moriarty, Truly Madly Guilty

“What pit of hell did the nickname Joey-Roo come from?” Wells grumbled.

He regretted his tone when she choked a little. “Oh. Well, they started calling me Joey when I was a baby, which as you know, is what they call a baby kangaroo. Hence, Roo.”

“Ridiculous.”

“It’s better than all of your nicknames.”

“Which are?”

“The Prick of Putting, the Doomsday Driver. And my personal favorite, Unhappy Gilmore”
― Tessa Bailey, Fangirl Down

“Babies have the power to make grumpy people happy because they love you no matter what. Dogs are that way, too.”
― Mariel Hemingway, Invisible Girl

“Du Steenbid, hvi griner så ilde din Flab
Hvi est du saa skubbet, saa fuld utav Skab?”
― Petter Dass, The Trumpet of Nordland

“You could practise being grumpy from age 60 up but the Golden Age for grumping is 70 up.”
― Anne Schlebusch, Bloomer