Hawkeye Pierce Quotes

“I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!”
― Alan Alda

“The world would be a far better place if more people listened to the wisdom of Hawkeye Pierce.”
― Michel Templet

“My kidneys were expecting orange juice. Silly kidneys.”
― Alan Alda