Mishaps Quotes

“It is not the destination where you end up but the mishaps and memories you create along the way!”
― Penelope Riley, Travel Absurdities

“Next to the day when I was almost shot by that arrow, the worst day of my life was when I was almost eaten.”
― Jennifer Frick-Ruppert, Spirit Quest

“Most people neglect their lives and allow all kinds of accidents, mishaps and misfortunes to happen to them.”
― Sunday Adelaja

“Don't be managed by the likelihood of mishaps. Be motivated by the promise of favor!”
― Carlos Wallace, The Other 99 T.Y.M.E.S: Train Your Mind to Enjoy Serenity

“Lisa, please tell me you didn’t say anything embarrassing?”
“Like what?” she said.
“Like the time I got stuck in the cubbyhouse window.” I held my breath in hope.
“Told him.”
“The tomato up my nose incident?”
“Told him.”
“The fingers I superglued together?”
“Told him.
“Is there anything you didn’t tell him?” I asked anxiously.
I could see Lisa almost congratulating herself on the other end of the phone. “Yes. I didn’t tell him about the time you had an erection for two days straight and Dad had to take you to emergency about it.”
― Renae Kaye, Shawn's Law

“I, Lisa K Friedman, being of sound mind and broken foot, served him with a mock complaint: breach of the marriage contract.
New York Times, Modern Love”
― Lisa K. Friedman

“The world of dating is filled with bad dates, social mishaps and crappy sex.”
― Steven Magee

“It’ll just be me and you and the twenty tennis balls that we will have nearby in case you decide to keep sending them flying into the river.”
― Grace Hitchcock, Hearts of Gold Collection