Out Of Context Quotes

“To conquer a nation, first disarm its citizens.”
― Adolf Hitler

“Some quotations," said Zellaby, "are greatly improved by lack of context.”
― John Wyndham, The Midwich Cuckoos

“Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia.”
― Mervyn Peake, Titus Groan

“That dream I had about the boss last night," she leaned closer. "It was dirty.

Giggling at the shock on Tatianna's face Evie spun back around, only to halt immediately in her tracks.

Swallowing a lump in her throat, her eyes as wide as saucers, Evie said, "Hello Sir! Any chance you'd like to add my head to the entryway?”
― Hannah Nicole Maehrer, Assistant to the Villain

“I'm the kind of person you want to kill.”
― Jodi Picoult

“A friendliness, as of dwarfs shaking hands, was in the air...”
― Forster E.M., A Passage to India

“Remember to take the shaft out, unless it belongs to your thing.”
― Angela Bernard

“You wanted to empty your guts, then.”
― Sfarda L. Gül, Non Serviam

“Men trained under Dr Keate and similar pedagogues made our England what it is, and extended the blessings of our civilisation to the benighted heathen in India and Africa. I do not wish to belittle this achievement, and I am not sure that it would have been possible by any other method with the same economy of effort. Its products, owing to a certain Spartan toughness and to a complete incapacity for intellectual doubt, acquired the qualities needed by an imperial race among the backward peoples. They were able to pass on the stern rule to which they had been subjected in youth, and to avoid the realisation that what they supposed to be their education had starved the intelligence and the emotions in order to strengthen the will. In America a similar result was achieved by Puritanism while it remained vigorous.”
― Bertrand Russell, Education and the Social Order

“Close your jaw or your tongue shall meet the Red Tongue”
― Clare Bell, Ratha's Creature

“Cat. Piss graffiti up every surface, a fist to my nose.”
― Emma Geen, The Many Selves of Katherine North

“[...] People started screaming.
Though not about me.
Something to do with the truck.
It was leaking all over the place.
Gas.
It had caught fire. I was going to burn.
Except it wasn't gas.
[...]”
― Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

“To avoid hallucinating, the brain needs to keep its predictions separate from reality.”
― Jeff Hawkins, A Thousand Brains: A New Theory of Intelligence

“A photograph is reality taken out of context.”
― Criss Jami

“It used to be said that a picture is worth a thousand words; however today, in journalism and across social media, a picture is worth a thousand out-of-context speculations.”
― Criss Jami

“This is hard. I have to choose between Father John, a Ouija board, and true love.”
― Shayla

“You're either a good person or you're Hitler”
― Bruce

“JUST SIT ON IT POOKIE”
― Bea

“You know what, I bet HE can't move his pecks up and down”
― Caleb

“Your face smells like farts”
― Maylee

“I was going for either creepy hillbilly or extremely kissable”
― Reese

“I was going for creepy hillbilly or extremely kissable”
― Reese

“I was going for creepy hillbilly or EXTREMELY kissable”
― Anonymous

“How many holes does Jesus have....”
― Klay

“No poop inspection today Satan”
― Maylee

“I'm not short, I'm fun size”
― Anonymous

“Jesus got that jawline bro”
― Maylee

“Dang, man. I just spent all my cash on homemade explosives and whatnot.”
― Rick Riordan

“Her eyebrow flopped into the rice pudding.”
― Laurie Halse Anderson, Chains

“HEY, FUZZY BUTT!!!”
― Yoshihiro Togashi, Hunter x Hunter, Vol. 01