Pandas Quotes

“A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”
― Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation

“I would have to hide in the jungle and live wild amoung the pandas”
― Diane Messidoro, How to Keep a Boy as a Pet

“He is not a ‘super-stealth’ or a ‘fighting evil’ kind of dragon. He is a ‘but do the bad guys know about pandas because then I bet they wouldn’t be evil anymore’ kind of dragon.” “Well, but,” Sky protested, “I mean … pandas! Have you SEEN pandas?”
― Tui T. Sutherland

“My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire.”
― Anne Belov, The Book of Wu

“In a world of seven billion people, we must see ourselves as part of the landscape.”
― Ami Vitale, Panda Love: The Secret Lives of Pandas

“The best and safest way to learn about any kind of wildlife is to keep your distance and be respectful.”
― Ami Vitale, Panda Love: The Secret Lives of Pandas