Skyrim Quotes

“What is better: to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?”
― Paarthurnax

“I fight so that all the fighting I've already done hasn't been for nothing.
I fight… because I must.”
― Ulfric Stormcloak

“When life gives you lemons, go murder a clown.”
― Festus Krex Skyrim

“And when the world shall listen
And when the world shall see
And when the world remembers
That world shall cease to be.”
― Miraak

“I need to go marry my wife, so I can beat her to death.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“So, can I have kids with the bitch before I put her six-feet deep?”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“...I killed a bride once. It was our honeymoon. Tepid, I said! The bathwater should be tepid! Lukewarm is not tepid! Close, maybe, but there's a difference. Stupid cow.”
― Festus Krex Skyrim

“I've never been more excited to murder my wife.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“A menos que nos lavemos los dientes, comamos, nos duchemos y hagamos actividad física indispensable, cocinemos, limpiemos nuestro hábitat, compremos, y nos enteremos de noticias y el mundo que nos rodea, todas estas cosas mientras jugamos Skyrim; bien podríamos decir que se nos irá fácilmente más del 10% del tiempo útil, de ocio o recreación de todo un año, a terminar un juego.”
― Byron Rizzo, Videojuego y Adicción: Game Over

“[...]podríamos decir que en las mismas horas que me gasté recorriendo cada secreto y rincón de Skyrim, es el equivalente a 72 series anime de 12 episodios, 175 películas de 2 horas, 233 partidos de fútbol, o casi 282 veces la novena sinfonía de Beethoven.”
― Byron Rizzo, Videojuego y Adicción: Game Over

“You sick fucker, I'm not your brother. I'm your husband. I want a divorce, bitch. Fuck this church. Fuck all of you. Fuck Skyrim. Fuck you, pastor. I now pronounce you all dead as fuck. You may suck my dick.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“Get the fuck out of here, Farengar. Get the fuck out of here, bro. Dude, don't mind him. He's just a selfish cunt. I'll take care of him later. You'll be fine, dragon homie.”
― Aaron Kyle Andresen

“A warrior fights his inner evil, but a king unleashes them upon his enemy.”
― The Hoar Father

“What is better – To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?”
― Paarthurnax, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim