Standup Quotes

“Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.”
― Dylan Moran

“if there are no heros to save you,
Then you be the hero”
― Denpa kyoshi

“I’d like to see more stand-up routines venture into depicting tragedy. It’s conventional to give people a humorous cathartic release; now I’d love to hear stand-up tragedy that would reduce the audience to exhausted tears.”
― Chuck Palahniuk

“The bigger the mess, the greater the progress.”
― Richie Norton

“Doing Comedy is No Joke”
― Bhavik Sarkhedi

“You’re very eloquent, Nick,” Harold suddenly said to me, leaning across from the other side of the circle. “You certainly have a way with words. What is it that you do for a living?”

“I’m a stand-up comedian,” I said, wiping the tears from my face. “I make people laugh.”
― Angelo Marcos, Victim Mentality

“Unless you stand up for those who cannot stand up on their own, you’ll never know how tall you are.”
― Bhuwan Thapaliya