Stephen Colbert Quotes

“Science literacy is an important part of what it is to be an informed citizen of society.”
― Neil deGrasse Tyson

“In a world divided by chimpophiles and bonobophiles, we all had a good laugh when Stephen peeled his banana. (62)”
― Frans de Waal, The Bonobo and the Atheist: In Search of Humanism Among the Primates

“John Oliver, Trevor Noah, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher and I have the same sense of humor. They're just better at it than I am.”
― Oliver Markus Malloy, How to Defeat the Trump Cult: Want to Save Democracy? Share This Book

“I hope at 50 I'll be dancing like Gianluca Vacchi
Party, whiskey, Bellini, Martini, Bloody Maries
Bad & Boujee, Tutti Fruity booty, type that really moves me
Kundalini rising, energy fill me completely

I hope at 50 I'll be writing books like JK Rowling
Pen and paper take me places, countries far and foreign
Find a cafe up in Edinburgh, write in Scotland
Let the stories in my head come out, bloom and blossom

I hope at 50
I'll be wealthy like Carlos Slim
Buying yachts and mansions and my mother shiny things
Encrusted diamond dial on a new Patek Philippe
Chill in Maldives but do charity in Ardabil

I hope at 50
I'll be funny like Stephen Colbert
Cracking witty jokes, making everyone laugh in tears
Laughter it goes round and round like a carousel
Chronic comic sonic sounds of haha everywhere

I hope at 50
I'll be stoic like Robert De Niro
Zeno school of thought put an end to my evil ego

I hope at 50
I'll be fit as The Rock, Dwayne Johnson
Hard rock abs to be paired with an even harder mindset

I hope at 50,
I'll be wise like Denzel Washington
Wisdom, knowledge and the faith of God under my skin

I hope at 50,
I'll find real love like George Clooney
Amal Alamuddin clone is the type that really moves me”
― Soroosh Shahrivar, Letter 19