Uncle Vernon Quotes

“Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

“You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“The fridge had been emptied of all Dudley’s favorite things — fizzy drinks and cakes, chocolate bars and burgers — and filled instead with fruit and vegetables and the sorts of things that Uncle Vernon called “rabbit food.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Are you threatening me, sir?” he said, so loudly that passersby actually turned to stare.
“Yes, I am,” said Mad-Eye, who seemed rather pleased that Uncle Vernon had grasped this fact so quickly.
“And do I look like the kind of man who can be intimidated?” barked Uncle Vernon.
“Well...” said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving magical eye. Uncle Vernon leapt backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. “Yes, I’d have to say you do, Dursley.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

“Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince