Witty Quote Quotes

“It is difficult to love someone who loves you, but easy to hate someone who loves you, and love someone who hates you.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

“Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.”
― Michael Bassey Johnson

“A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.”
― Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land

“I’m euphoric with dopamine when I think of you. My infatuation with the memory of your face has flooded my neurons with Serotonin. My restless need to be with you has thrown in some norepinephrine. I’m a chemical basket case. But since I refuse to blame you, I’ve decided to blame my brain. Maybe if I believe I’ve reversed cause and effect I’ll get better.”
― E. L. Neve

“Derek Numeric. He’ll sell you the Mona Lisa buy-2-get-1-free.”
― E. L. Neve

“It’s not just a choice: to live, to die,” she insisted. “If your mind ceases to exist, it will be the end of the world as you know it.”
― E. L. Neve

“A beach bum is just a blue-collar lounge lizard without a roof over their head.”
― Stewart Stafford

“The faculty can’t just hand out students’ schedules to anyone who asks for them, right? That’s a violation of privacy. I grit my teeth and decide that the moment I pass the bar, my first order of legal business will be suing this stupid college.”
― Elle Kennedy

“The perfect quote is one that's short, profound, and witty.”
― Tamerlan Kuzgov