VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE discussion

You might be asking yourself…"Why the hell would the creator of a group called VAMPIRES DON’T SPAKRLE watch Breaking Dawn part 2?!?"

To tell you the truth, I would have rather stuck razor blades in my eyes instead, but the real answer is…I like to get to know my enemy!

MY PROBLEMS WITH THIS MOVIE:

1.) Opening Credits- The title fucking sparkles!!!!!!!!!!!!

2.) Vampires running around in the damned woods all the time is just stupid as hell!

3.) Jacob "Imprinints" himself on Renesmee-DISGUSTING…THAT IS PETOPHILIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4.) Sparkling Vampires- That’s the problem, you see….I actually WANTED them to sparkle in this movie so I could laugh! However, whenever they entered the sunlight…I did not see them sparkle once.

5.) Architecture-He was a great artist, I actually wrote a paper on him once, but what is with all the Frank Loyd Wright bullshit?!?

6.) Kristen Stewart can’t act…enough said about that!!!

7.) Vampire arm wrestling was stupid!

8.) Vampires should not celebrate Christmas!!!

9.) Super Powers-Okay, vampires are supposed to have super powers, but when did they develop so many that they turned into the X-Men????!!?

10.) Werewolves- really??? Those looked like giant puppies to me!!!!!!!

11.) Native Americans-Let’s not even go there. Meyer butchered their culture…I know for a fact they are pissed off.

12.) Did I mention they dragged the movie out way too long!!!!!!

13.) The Big Fight- it just turned out to be one of Alice’s visions. That was lame.

I want to keep going on and on about this, but I am tired and have better things to do. If you have seen this movie, please add to the list or feel free to share your thoughts and comments.

I wish I could comment on these discussions...sigh...I may have to actually (gag) watch the movies, just so I can have an informed opinion. Oh the humanity!!

Lucy wrote: "I wish I could comment on these discussions...sigh...I may have to actually (gag) watch the movies, just so I can have an informed opinion. Oh the humanity!!"

Know your enemy, Lucy. Just watch the last one. I really don't get why people are raving over this crap.

Personally, I liked the "realistic trailer". Does that count as watching the movie? I mean, it even had spoilers--that should count for something!

The realistic trailer, Kimberly?? Are you talking about the one I shared in the "Hate Twilight" thread?

Dan wrote: "The realistic trailer, Kimberly?? Are you talking about the one I shared in the "Hate Twilight" thread?"

Yes--that's the one!

Oh...lol...I should put that on our videos at the top of the page. How funny would that be?

Ok...I know I'm in a safe place here, so I will be able to recount the awful thing that happened to me. I was flipping through channels and came across Breaking Dawn Part 1. Instead of immediately changing the channel and hurling the remote out the window, I watched some of it...as Dan has said, one needs to know one's enemy...and I felt that my revulsion could not be complete unless I had at least a bit of working knowledge of the literary and cinematic abortion that is Twilight.

So, I watched approximately a half hour of the movie...and now I feel soiled (someone hold me). It was so much worse than I even expected it to be! For the sake of pete...it is so god-awful it is beyond my powers of description! Suffice it to say that I would rather drill screws through my eyes, carve out my own liver with a spoon, or swallow broken glass and rusty nails rather than EVER watch another minute of one of those movies!

And now I need a shower...in bleach. And to find a PTSD support group.

Oh Lucy! {HUGS} (after your shower in bleach, of course!!)
I've contented myself with the "honest trailer" viewing for the movie aspect. I mean, if they had to have me committed until I regained my sanity, I don't know how well my boys would fare with only their father to care for them. LOL!

Actually i really liked that the fight became Alice's vision because it wasnt anything like the book and it was a surprise to everyone at the theatre.

lol, what about christmas?, i dont understand why they cannot celebrate it.

The only way I've been able to deal with what Twilight did to vampires is think of them as children's books.

Ironically enough, my local Waterstones now stocks them in the kids section, which I LOVE!

I have gained some respect for Robert Pattinson though. He admits they are pussies' movies and even he wished they had more edge.

Dalu wrote: "Actually i really liked that the fight became Alice's vision because it wasnt anything like the book and it was a surprise to everyone at the theatre.

lol, what about christmas?, i dont understand..."

Vampires are supposed to be demons. The Christmas thing is almost as bad as vampire baseball!