Nevermore question

you look up E. A. Poe ad nauseum because somewhere--who knows where--you became obsessed with Poe.

You start to write your deepest thoughts in a journal (including poems of your miserable life)

Every time you see someone with a lip ring you think of Varen...

Any purple writing makes you think of Varen.

You dream that you and Varen get married (and buy a concrete bathroom to live in)

When you have a beware of Bess sign