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1,000 Ways
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1,000 ways to get thrown out of a movie theater
2) Comment on everything about the movie loudly. VOICE ALL OF YOUR OPINIONS WITH AN EXCLAMATION MARK!
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4. When someone dies or kisses etc., throw whatever you have at the screen, yelling, "AW, WHY?"
Claim a whole role of seats as your personal space
Buy one ticket and see 5 movies without paying.
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9. Start explaining what's going on to theater VERY LOUDLY.
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When someone dies cry hystericaly while waving a pointy carot at everyone
12) Keep refilling your popcorn every 2 minutes.
13)play on your phone and have it on loud and shine the light on your phone everywhere
14. If the movie was based off of a book, shout "THIS NEVER HAPPENED!" whenever something happens in the movie that was NOT in the book. *Percy Jackson* *City of Bones* *Harry Potter 6*
15. Get up and start dancing to the opening music.
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17. Sit behind someone and constantly kick the back of their seat even when they ask you to stop.
18. Pour water on the heads of the people in front of you.
19. Crawl around on the floor, eating all the food people dropped. Going under a chair someone is sitting in or asking people to move their feet is suggested.
20. If its a scary movie, hide under the seets before the movie starts, then tap the person's feet repetitively. At the climax, grab their legs suddenly, and hard.
21. Announce to the whole theater that you have to go to the bathroom, and you don't want to miss anything. Then yell; "PAUSE THE MOVIE! HOLD ON! PAUSE IT!"
22. Curl up in a ball and roll down the aisles while laughing obnoxiously.
HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA I CAN SEE MYSELF DOINGTHAT ONE
21, I mean. Though that last one is good.
23. Whack someone's popcorn out of their hands, telling them that it is poisoned, and the person working this shift at the snack bar is out to get them.
Halfway through the movie throw your full bag of large popcorn on the ground and blame the guy next to you and loudly suggest that he buy you a new one.
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26. When one of the beloved characters dies laugh and proclaim how much you hated them.
Go right in front of the screen and pretend you are part of the movie by standing against the screen and acting stuff out
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30. Laugh hysterically at every little situation
31. Sit in the middle of a row and constantly move in and out of you seat. Go to the bathroom, get snacks, and sodas whatever you have to do. Figit constantly also. If people ask you to stop moving ask them politely if they would like to stop breathing, and make a point of dumping your next snack on their face.
33. Yell "BULL-SH**" after a very emotional scene
33. An hour into the movie, take out your cell phone and order a large cheese pizza.
35. Pre-plan to have someone call you during the movie then yell out "my bad!" but still take out your phone and talk as though you were alone
36. Sit all the way in the back - right below the window that the movie is projected from. About 20 minutes in, stand up and start making shadow puppets with your hands.
38. Purchase a bottle of soda. During the previews, shake said bottle. Then, when the movie finally begins, remove the cap.
39. Bring your blanket and several pillows. If the movie gets boring, feel free to take a nap. Snore very loudly. When someone tries to wake you up, either: a. ignore them and snore louder or b. start screaming about the nightmare you were having.
40 bring in 4000 packets of lollies and then struggle to open then and make a lot of noise doing it and then start crying and screaming about how you can't open them and the world hates you
41. At a 3D movie, throw stuff at the audience from under the screen. Then yell, "Wow! This 3D is amazing! I can almost FEEL it!" and continue to throw stuff at people.
42. At dramatic or sad parts laugh really loudly.
43. Scream out your OTP name every time the couple is on the screen ;)
Scream very loudly and demand for a light so you can pull out a book and say lines with the movie
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1. Stand on your seat and start singing Justin Timberlake.