The Wide Web of Friends in YA Books discussion
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Because only an orange has a center.
If dogs bark and kittens meow, then why does a horse whinny?
If dogs bark and kittens meow, then why does a horse whinny?
Centuries ago there was a battle against the carpet and rugs and ever since they have not been able to make amends.
If I close the fridge door will it open up and eat me?
If I close the fridge door will it open up and eat me?
Only if you took out the orange juice.Why do we read left to right instead of right to left?
It's against the lawWhy is dirt brown?
Because vegetable happen to be made out of cheese vice versaWhy is a dog called a dog?
Because no one shows up.Why is fire hot?
because boys are cute.why do beaches have salty sand?
Because in the 6th grade water wet his pants and he still hasn't been able to dry himself.
Why don't giraffes have beards?
Why don't giraffes have beards?
Because they only have brown eyes.
Why is summer hot?
Why is summer hot?
Because it feels like itWhy is soccer called soccer and not football in the U.S?
Because winter is coldWhy can't humans fly like birds?
Because humans have earsWhy does a year have 365 days?
Because a year has monthsWhy do humans have ears?
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why haven't I seen a vampire yet?
Because they don't existWhy do people read?
Because they like the smell of booksWhy is math important?
because it's hardwhy is the grass blue and the sky green
That's they're favorite colorWhy do dogs meow and cars bark?
Because it feels like it!Why does my stupid computer battery die so quickly
So when an elephant comes charging at yo, you can know the approximate time and angle that u should use to jump out of the way.Why do i look like my computer screen?
It hates youWhy do so many people hate reading?
Because they are stupidWhy is it cold outside?
because its hot insidewhy do monkeys eat purple bananas?
Because they're allergic to blue bananas
Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?
Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?
Yes looking at the sun always hurts your eyesWhy are elephants so small?
Because 'read' only has four lettersWhat does the word 'word' mean?
It's what your typing and sayingWhy do words have more than one meaning sometimes?
Because more than one word has the same meaning.Do ants pass gas?
Because they wanted to stink up th grasshoppers house for not listeningWhy does money exist?
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Why is the sky blue?
Because the grass is greenWhy can't we live on a different planet?
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Why is this laptop black?
Because you swim in waterWhy is science as so science-y?
Because people who have spectacles enjoy it.
Why isn't Greenland green?
Why isn't Greenland green?
It is, you just have to use a magnifying glass to see itWhy are cupcakes called cupcakes and not cakecups?
Because calling cupcakes cakecups would hurt cupcakes feelings.Why can't I turn into a snail?
Because snails can't turn into youWhy are tights so uncomfortable?
Because they are eating your legs.Why is gravity a bully?
Because it's insecure about it's weight.Why is snow sparkly?
Because gravity had a secret crush on you and you didn't even notice him!
Do fish get thirsty?
Do fish get thirsty?
Because Edward spit in it.Why am I so bad at singing?
Oops sorry Liza, I was answering Sophie's question.
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Because Cassie, you have bean sprouts in your vocal chords o.0What does a fox say??? XD (I couldn't resist lol)
e.g. Do bee's have knee's?
Then a person could reply with...
Only when break dancing.
And then she would ask another silly question and so on.
If an orange is called an orange, then why isn't a lemon called a yellow or an apple called a red?