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Krishna : [Smiling] Well Shijon, I didn't mean...Pooja: [Smug] Ha! The joke's on you Shijones! Fatso!
Sudhi: [Shocked] Krishna!! She called Shijon fat on national television! Don't just sit there. Do something!
Krishna: [Trying to smile] Hey guys, why don't we...
Sudhi: [Oscar Performance] Pooja! Look out! Spider! On your head!
Pooja: [Shrieks and the audience fall off their chairs]
Shijon : [Disappointed with Krishna] I thought we were brothers! Boys from the hood!
Sudhi : [Oscar Performance] Krishna! Quick, call the police. Pooja is going mad.
Krishna : [Narrowed Eyes]
Krishna : Like how man is yet to fathom the depth of our oceans, the mind too is an uncharted territory. A great man I know, calls the art of hypnotism and mesmerism the simplest tricks in the book. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the master of hypnotism, the antagonist of my book - Boss![Lights focus on the long haired, stubble faced man seated in front. He seems to be calm. So far.]
Krishna : [Smiling] So, Boss! Welcome to our show. It seems you've left our readers under quite a spell, if you know what I mean! HA HA HA...
Boss : [Straight face]
Krishna :..ha..ha..er..[Cough]. So, okay, why the name 'Boss'?
Boss : [Clears his throat] You tell me.
Krishna : [Loosening the tie. Too tight.] Oh yeah..of course...I wrote the book. Well, I thought it would sound cool, you know.
Boss : [Raises an eyebrow]
Krishna : So didn't you..erm [Cough]..uh..didn't you..find the name to be cool?
Boss : [Stares at Krishna]
*2 SECONDS*
Krishna : [Smiling] So, Boss! Welcome to our show. It seems you've left our readers under quite a spell, if you know what I mean! HA HA HA...
Krishna : An entrepreneur,an aspiring singer, a father who is a hero to his son. Ladies and gentlemen; Mr. Kannan![Round of applause from the audience]
Krishna : [Smiling] So, Mr. Kannan. That was some adventure you had there. Elephantic enough?
Kannan : [Smiling] I believe so, Krishna.
Krishna : How did you like it?
Kannan : The book? [Thinking] Well, that was some complicated jumbo-jimbo story you wrote there. It may not be an award book. I liked it BUT BUT except for one part...
Krishna : [Laughing] Really? What is it?
Kannan : Seriously! I was meaning to ask you this but..okay! Here is the thing. How do you plan to manage my chemistry with Lily, my secretary?
Krishna : [Chuckle] You've got to be patient with that. What's the point in spoiling the fun?
Kannan : [In surprise] Don't get me wrong, she's a nice gal! [Squirms in his seat] But it's...it's just that, she's too ferocious!
Krishna :{Laughs out loud] ...right!...
Krishna : [Smiling] So, I thought it would be nice to share a few sample chapters with you all. Message me if you want it emailed to you or look up my page for the excerpt. Happy reading folks.
Krishna : Time for some father and son time. Alright, so I heard Sudhi got a teacher suspended from school. What's all that about?Kannan : [Smiles] That's a toughie [Looks at Sudhi] Wanna take that one?
Sudhi : [Surprised] I didn't get her suspended! She was the one acting mad in class. She started throwing things around and even wanted to chop my ear off!
[Sighs and puts on a calm face]
But I can understand, maths is a tough subject. All those formulas and theorems..[Shivers]. No wonder Rekha maám turned mad.
Kannan : [Narrowed eyes] ..sure...
Krishna : [Smiles]
Krishna: Hello, good evening. We have someone very special with us today. Some may call them children, some may tag them as notorious children and some may even go the extent of labelling them to be bullies. But one just cannot simply ignore what these fifth graders have achieved and that is to be a part of a nice book. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Sudhi Kannan, Shijon Prabhakaran and Pooja Mithaiwalla!! The lead stars of the book Sudhi Kannan – an Elephantic Adventure.
(Deafening applause from the audience)
Krishna: So guys, how are we today?
Pooja: [Chirpy] Hi Krishna! Thanks for having us on your show.
Sudhi: [Smug] Hahaa... Krishna just called you a ‘guy’, Pooja.
Shijon: [Thinking] Which translates into cow in Hindi, right? Actually....wait a minute...[Staring at Krishna in disbelief] ...were you referring to us as ‘girls’..?.. KRISHNA!!! NOT COOL MAN!