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byhera, becoming a boy. blah! ???
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Jun 28, 2009 01:11AM
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*sigh*....I'm gonna get hyper soon.....I ate a lot of chocolate.....this isn't gonna be funny...but if it is then.....okay.=B
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im laughing and too my head on my keyboard.
hahahahaha!!! was that really that funny? or are you laughing at something else?? =B
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A guy had that smile.....once I just looked at him then looked away. It was really wierd....that wasn't suppoaed to be funny so if you don't laugh I'm not offended. =D
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hahahahahha!! I would feel bad for him. Though at the smae time....ewwwwwwww just thinking about a guy with thoughs kind of teeth about to kiss me...*shudder*=D
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!! yes I agree with you.
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lolz
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have u ever kissed a guy Cj? a real kiss i mean?? :) ;)
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why? im already 18 and you think tht i didn't? call me silly. lol.
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=)
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"I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
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The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.
"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
( I am waiting to read some posts here!)
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hahahahaha. tht was funny.
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hmmm, i ever wrote from joke book but idk where is that, i guess my lil bro took tht from my room. =C
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Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"
The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.
With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.
Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."
The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.
Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch."
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She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."
.... u guys do know i cant be bothered reading that
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im a sista in my house..lol
how is, i hate my bro?
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no mizla... i have over fullstop now.lol
