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I wish that I could go back in time to April 26 1478 (in Florence) and kidnap Giuliano de' Medici (it would seem bad but I'm saving him from death) and bring him back to 2014, then bring him up to date on the 600 years of history/technology that he missed, then take him to the Metropolitan Opera and see Una Cosa Rara (which I translated) together!

Try to beat that.

Granted but then you have to take potions.
I wish I could meet The Doctor.

Granted but then you get killed by daleks.

I wish I was the doctor's companion.

Granted, that you die on your first journey-of asphyxiation on a peanut

I wish I could meet Castiel (the angel)

Granted but super villian will be after you
I wish I could be a Gallagher Girl!

Granted everyone doesn't know what it is

I wish that the water bottle on the side of my bed would automatically refill itself so I don't have to get up in the middle of the night and walk to the kitchen, blind myself with light, then stumble back, and then realize that I forgot to turn the lights off.

Granted that the water bottle falls over each time you fill it, no matter what.

I wish I could stand out of the crowd in some way

Wish granted but you can't control it.
I wish I could see the future

wish granted, but you only see people's deaths, and can not stop them

I wish I could read minds

Granted you would never have silence.

I wish my mom wasn't so annoying all the time

granted that instead of annoying, she was awful and mean

I wish I had better friends

granted. you have no friends

I wish I wasnt crazy

Granted that you are instead extremely tempermental

I wish I could live in my favorite fandoms

Granted but all your favorite charries would hate you.

I wish I could marry David Tennant

Granted but he'd hate you.

I wish I could be pretty and smart and kind.

Granted, that no one ever understands you, or enjoys your qualities

I wish I could meet up with my childhood besties and have them recognize me

Granted but you'll have nothing to talk about because your so different now
I wish I was a pretty nerd

Granted, that you can not stop focusing on something after you look and obsess over it forever

I wish my friend would text me something nice

Granted, but then she'd die.

I wish I could find true love that lasts forever.

Granted, that the partner would never recognize/find you.

I wish I had wings I could use to fly high and fast everywhere!

Granted, but you would get shot because you looked like a bird.

I wish I could go into a book.

Granted, that you are an extremely minor character

YES!

As in that person who's the muggle shopping for grocceries

I wish I could read minds at will.

Granted, but you would die from too much knowledge.

I wish I could go into a book and be major. And not dead. And be amazing.

Granted that you're evil, annoying, stupid, and generally powerless

D:?

I wish I could be content with my life, completely, no matter what

Granted, but because of your happiness, everyone else dies 10x faster than normal.

well.

:D
I wish I could feel no pain.

Granted but without pain you can't gain.. Happiness
I wish I had angel wings that turn invisible when I want it to

Granted, but then no one could see you or love you either.

Granted that you cant fly with them

I wish I could make a decent video and post it on youtube, and people would like it :)

Granted, but your family would disown you!

okay.

:D Sorry.

Emma wrote: "Granted everyone doesn't know what it is

I wish that the water bottle on the side of my bed would automatically refill itself so I don't have to get up in the middle of the night and walk to the k..."

Thats actually the point the Gallagher Girls are spies and hidden

Lilly ΣΚΑΦΟΣ καπετάνιος Κύκνος για πάντα Well. I was on my way to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled! wrote: "Granted, but then no one could see you or love you either."

Wait why not the love? what?

BECAUSE THEY CAN'T SEE YOU.

Only my wings but k

That was how I messed your wish up.

Ah silly me

I wish I had a TARDIS. And could fly it.

Granted, but then your TARDIS' Soul got sucked out and you were left alone with your companion.

You forgot to do your wish but since that was two weeks ago I will start.
I wish I could have an Eidetic memory.

granted, that you have every single memory highlighted, mostly the useless ones, and can not use any of the ones you need

I wish I had some artistic talent that people could understand

Granted, but everytime you showed someone your picture, they die

I wish I had a brain like sherlock's