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Not sure why, but your link doesn't work for me. Here it is again if anyone else is having trouble.
http://the-toast.net/2015/11/05/how-t...
ROFLMAO!!! I almost lost it about the supermarket full of children!
I do feel the need to point out that the author left out;-there's a sage like black person you have known all your life or just met who's messianic powers will either help you solve the world...or destroy it.
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-one of your friends is a mentally impaired child/adult with untapped psychic powers or convenient incredible knowledge about the crazy circumstances you find yourself in.
I love the 'inanimate objects. You have your reasons'.Except for the peanut butter and onion sandwich they just described my typical evening. Does a jar of peanut butter and a spoon count?
"You tend to ramble and have a habit of painstakingly describing everything and everyone around you."Haha! That list is brilliant!
and I'm sorry I love the man but the "you think you're life would make a great movie...but you're wrong." is heartbreakingly true (with a few exceptions).
Sara wrote: "-one of your friends is a mentally impaired child/adult with untapped psychic powers or convenient incredible knowledge about the crazy circumstances you find yourself in"YES! I thought the exact same thing :)
I laughed so much, my co-workers have altered their "encyclopedic" knowledge of me to include "crazy girl"!
Oh my gosh.."You miss your cat. Your cat never left."
lmao.
Also...my submission:
You are in a chambray shirt covering something (anything) with a tarpaulin. ;)
....if your parents are literally the worst people in the world.
If you walk past a sewer and smell popcorn. :)
...you are busier than a one legged man in ass kicking contest.
I like to keep things simple. Here's my submission:...If you drive or have ever driven an old Scout.
Derrick wrote: "I like to keep things simple. Here's my submission:...If you drive or have ever driven an old Scout."
No! My dad has an International Harvester Scout!
Kandice wrote: "Derrick wrote: "I like to keep things simple. Here's my submission:...If you drive or have ever driven an old Scout."
No! My dad has an International Harvester Scout!"
Ut oh...I'd start being super careful around everything if I was you....😜
I'm at work and can't seem to do it. :-(
Kandice wrote: "I'm at work and can't seem to do it. :-("No worries
you might be in a Stephen King novel if the man in black fled across the desert and YOU followed.
Nick wrote: "you might be in a Stephen King novel if the man in black fled across the desert and YOU followed."I like that! Here's another one:
...If you're constantly adding sequences of numbers such as addresses, phone numbers, license plate numbers or counting the letters in other people's names....
... if you start noticing strange noises coming out of your sink or bathtub drains ....
You were able to read people's thoughts no matter how far away they were.
...you enjoy a glass Nozz-A-La from time to time.
Kimberly wrote: "You were able to read people's thoughts no matter how far away they were."Or vice-versaly: if people start responding to your thoughts about them as if you'd spoken them aloud
Or find you just have to go into that old house that everyone told you to stay away from.
You dropped your keys in a sewer grate and saw a clown with big red teeth smiling up at you.
You Might Be In A Stephen King Novel If...1)...You enter a town where a Constable is the only law enforcement.
2)...A town has a dark past that some local eventually tells you about it.
3)...The closest hospital is Eastern Maine Medical.
4)...You have trouble getting to sleep.
You stay at a hotel for a restful night and hear some man yelling "Here's Johnny"!
If you notice your pastor is very hairy and has long teeth and is wearing and eye patch and there are tales of a werewolf living somewhere in your town.
Luvtoread wrote: "If you notice your pastor is very hairy and has long teeth and is wearing and eye patch and there are tales of a werewolf living somewhere in your town."LOL! Luv, I know exactly which one you are talking about too! In fact I just watched that movie around Halloween! :-)
When you buy a classic car that only plays 50's music and loves you enough to kill everyone that has treated you badly! :)
Marie wrote: "When you buy a classic car that only plays 50's music and loves you enough to kill everyone that has treated you badly! :)"I think I had one of those... or was it just me?
King wrote: "You Might Be In A Stephen King Novel If......if you've been given all kinds of hints to leave town, but you still stay.
Nick wrote: "Marie wrote: "When you buy a classic car that only plays 50's music and loves you enough to kill everyone that has treated you badly! :)"I think I had one of those... or was it just me?"
LOL! :)
You might be in a Stephen King novel if: You are invited into a house known to be haunted and that you know is empty but you go in anyway.
Marie wrote: "You might be in a Stephen King novel if: You are invited into a house known to be haunted and that you know is empty but you go in anyway."
That would be me!
You might be in a Stephen King novel if:An old acquaintance from high school you haven't heard from in decades calls you and personally invites to your 30th-year class reunion.
This actually happened to me. And I didn't go. Not because I got spooked, I just didn't like the people in my graduating class. I haven't been to any of my class reunions
...you drive a Pinto Station Wagon that has problems with the butterfly valve in the carburetor.Literally.
...your Saint Bernard doesn't act like Beethoven.
...you're constantly moving from place to place, and the number 19 keeps showing up.
if you're walking near a drain and you see a red balloon
If there is an old car in my garage that I don't remember purchasing
http://the-toast.net/2015/11/05/how-to-tell-if-you-are-in-a-stephen-king-novel/