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Lexie, Reading and writing is my paradise!
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Dec 13, 2015 10:27PM
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What can travel across the world, but stays in a corner?
Ohh yeah it is a stamp right ?? What word becomes shorter when added two more letters to it??
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Amanda-I dream of a gallant southern gentleman watching the sunset
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What comes in all colors of the rainbow, can eat a dozen sheep, and sometimes lays coiled up?
Damn... Eh for some reason I'm thinking of a dream???
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Amanda-I dream of a gallant southern gentleman watching the sunset
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It's a rug! (I got that riddle from the inheritance cycle.)
What gets wetter and wetter as it dries?
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It's a towel! Get it? It gets wet while it dries you off.
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Well, here's a really random and awful pick up line that I came up with (p.s. If you don't have Spotify, this won't make sense):I'd tap that to start my radio.
looooool i know it's terrible, it's a JOKE
A riddle: What can you catch but not throw?
No, nothing about weather. Shall I give you a hint? :)
Yes, please :)
Snow was not such a bad idea. What do you get when you stay outside to much and it is snowy? You catch a ...
Cold! Whew that took a long time to figure out.
Harper wrote: "Cold! Whew that took a long time to figure out.":) Another one: What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A man was found dead in his house, along with a tape. The tape explained he was committing suicide, a shot was heard, and the tape ended. The investigators immediately started a murder investigation. How did they know it was a murder?
Harper wrote: "Uh, a prison cell?"No :)
Is it um... a mushroom?
It's not that good a guess, but it's a punderful vegetable :)
It's not that good a guess, but it's a punderful vegetable :)
Harper wrote: "A man was found dead in his house, along with a tape. The tape explained he was committing suicide, a shot was heard, and the tape ended. The investigators immediately started a murder investigatio..."Because if he killed himself, the tape wouldn't have ended! Someone switched off the tape.
My question - What has many teeth but cannot bite?
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Right! Next- What has one eye and can bite right through your clothes?
Sarmistha wrote: "Right! Next- What has one eye and can bite right through your clothes?"What's the answer? I'm dying over here! :p
