Christopher Paolini (INHERITANCE CYCLE series) discussion

so i post a question, person below posts the wrong answer, try and make them stupid as possible, then u post a question, ill start

Why IS eragon a dragon rider

Because if he rode an iguana he'd be called an Iguana rider

Why is Arya an elf?

((do they have to be about the Inheritance Cycle?))

((releated to it))
Arya is an elf because he mum ate a gellybean and that is why


why is galbatorix evil

Bec. the name tweedledee and tweedledum was already taken.

Why does Solembum stay with Angela?

Because angel makes the best cat food in the world

Why does eragon have a sweetshop

because hes obviously hates her and whats to stab her

why wont eragoin ever say yes

Because he reminds him of his long lost really short brother

Why did Varaug, the Shade, explode when Arya stabbed him?

aahhrr, because he was eating a chocolate bar

what is a shade anyways

Shades started out as a canabalistic Irish tribe then some Englishmen came with lamps and the canabalists ate the englishmen and wore the lamp shades over their heads.

Why doesn't Arya seem to have any fun?

because she a comdian

what is a comdian

(were you trying to say Comedian??))

yes

A shade? Remember? Eragon Shadeslayer...?

to eat and make rose perfume
(tara, i think u have not read the title)

what is the purpose of a werecat

To bring people jello when the moon is full

Huh??? I is reallllly confused...

What are spirits?

spirits are drinks
like coke

Whats coke

Coke is a piece of dirt transformed into a pillow

What is a foot?

a foot is a type of bird that cant breath fire(random)

whats fire

Fire is something people eat when they are sad

What is the moon?

the moon is a piece of mouse food
what is a mouse

A mouse is a type of card board box made from paper machee

What is a doorknob?

u didnt post queston

I edited it, i always do that

a doorknob is a thing that fores bullets

why use a gun

Because a gun transports you to a magical place with unicorns and dragons

Who is Harry Potter

harry potter is a boy who works in a burger bar

whats a burger bar

A place that you go to get your car washed

What is a hot dog?

So that their ears don't explode due to the moisture inside a bottle of Fanta

What is a book?

To ward off evil monsters that try to make rainbows at twilight

Why do we have doors?

Of course XP

You eat food by jamming a flashlight into a hole and feeding it to the fish

When was the light bulb invented?

LOFL!

Monkey's fly to a tropical island called Mumbawumba to eat coconuts and buy toothpaste

What is it called when it gets dark out and people go to sleep?

its called happy hour

whats happy

Happy is an object that people throw out the window when they get out of the shower.

What is a desk?

a desk is a majical onject that loful's

whats a lolfl

It means that you have a spoon sticking out of your ear

What is a staircase used for?

Cause the horses asked them too...They came from Narnia originally and then they stopped talking cuz of how much they had to consentrate on not loosing their riders

what is dynamite?

They are dragon ticks.

Why is saphira blue?

Cause She knew Eragon hated Blue

Whats Podla Stand for??

You dump it into the bath tub and take a bath in it with your clothes on

Why do books have to end?

so they can start

whats a car

I special hat for Pigeons

how do you use a camera?

my sying moon
what significance does the moon have in eragon

He loves any thing that starts with M

why do elves live in trees?

because if they lived on the ground theyde get vertigo
whats got vertigo

A butter suppliment
what are cookies?

Cookies are things you spread on you arms to stop them from itching

what is a computer?

(LOL)
Pencils apply to life by keeping fishes company

Where do fish come in??

Fish come in through a little tiny hole in the top of the shower

Why do injuries suck?

LOFL

It is full of sawdust that magically re-enforces things, but it can tend to make you sneeze, and can sometimes give you a splinter

Why are houses made of wood?

haha, not what i meant, but ok!

they get a milkshake at the car wash place

what are paintings?