The Humour Club discussion

In preparation for Valentine's Day, it's important to remember all the little things that go into making relationships work. Ergo, a thread to post thoughts and moments, pros and cons, such as:

• The Battle of the Sexes
• Why I Married...
• I remember a funny relationship story...
• Can you believe what he\she did...
• OMG!

Here's a few Valentine's Day reminders to get started:

The Helpful Spouse




Understanding Those Subtle Clues




Recognizing True Love




The Wisdom of Youth




Never Too Old



HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL!!!

Jay wrote: ""

Isn't that making some assumptions? This man has a lot to learn, including that many, maybe a majority of, bloggers are female.

Of course, that doesn't mean we understand women. I, for one, and pretty bemused by members of my sex.

Rebecca wrote: "Isn't that making some assumptions? This man has a lot to learn, including that many, maybe a majority of, bloggers are female.

Of course, that doesn't mean we understand women. I, for one, and pretty bemused by members of my sex."

These days, if one wants to assume someone's gender, you need to move to the Politically Incorrect thread.

However, understanding women is not particularly difficult if one merely accepts that some things in life are inexplicable.

I suppose the same could be said about men.

I think I just confessed that I find human inexplicable. Excuse me, I'll just go back to living with the wolves.

One can never tell how things might work out.

Unless, of course, you still have those season tickets...

But, he has a good personality.

You gotta kiss a lot of frogs...er...uh...er...

Life always needs a little give and take.

Well, this didn't take a genius.

Did you ever wonder what might happen if you choose your divorce lawyer from a late-night TV commercial?

Huh... A double-blind study.

Contrary to popular belief, rationality is not dead.

Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex...

Everyone remembers their first bad date.

Who says men don't understand romance?


Some enchanted evening, when you find your true love,
When you hear her call you across a crowded room,
Then fly to her side and make her your own...

The OLD math is still around.

Jay wrote: "The OLD math is still around."

I see nothing wrong with this.

What was the first clue????

Ouch!

Who says the romance is gone?

Normally, in order to cut down on waste, I promote using everything twice. However...

What exactly did her profile say???

Ah, but how often do women ask you if you want a dance?

Jay wrote: "Ah, but how often do women ask you if you want a dance?


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Perhaps you and the wife should see a marriage counselor. Just sayin'.

Rebecca wrote: "Perhaps you and the wife should see a marriage counselor. Just sayin'."

You're reading way too much into a joke. Just sayin'.

Jay wrote: "Rebecca wrote: "Perhaps you and the wife should see a marriage counselor. Just sayin'."

You're reading way too much into a joke. Just sayin'."
LOL. Have to admit those jokes itch me a bit. Sort of a suggestion that all wives are frigid...might as well suggest that all husbands are louts.

Rebecca wrote: "Sort of a suggestion that all wives are frigid...might as well suggest that all husbands are louts. "

I could have sworn there was a quote somewhere about there being no frigid women . . . only lousy lovers, but google has somehow let me down.

Melki wrote: "I could have sworn there was a quote somewhere about there being no frigid women . . . only lousy lovers, but google has somehow let me down..."

It's true, frigidity among women is so exceptionally rare that telling a woman she has cold feet is a blatant and unwarranted insult, unless referring to Cindy Krahmer of
583 Baker Street, Cincinnati, OH 99342.

I always give them the option of leaving their socks on.

Hey, there's a difference between having cold feet and being frigid!

(Meanwhile, can someone tell me how I can have hot flashes and cold feet at the same time?)

Rebecca wrote: "Hey, there's a difference between having cold feet and being frigid!

(Meanwhile, can someone tell me how I can have hot flashes and cold feet at the same time?)"

Meno-paws?

Joel wrote: "Rebecca wrote: "Hey, there's a difference between having cold feet and being frigid!
(Meanwhile, can someone tell me how I can have hot flashes and cold feet at the same time?)"
Meno-paws?"

Meno-paws - LOVE IT!

Brenda wrote: "Joel wrote: "Rebecca wrote: "Hey, there's a difference between having cold feet and being frigid!
(Meanwhile, can someone tell me how I can have hot flashes and cold feet at the same time?)"
Meno-..."

Agreed! Good one!

Menopaws: The Silent Meow

Joel wrote: "Rebecca wrote: "Hey, there's a difference between having cold feet and being frigid! (Meanwhile, can someone tell me how I can have hot flashes and cold feet at the same time?)"

Meno-paws?"

Agree. Good one, Joel!

I once heard a description of hell as putting a menopausal woman in charge of the thermostat.

Quite often, it's difficult to argue with female logic.

Jay wrote: "Quite often, it's difficult to argue with female logic.


" So true...

But with enough wine, all the men look good. Or look like devils. Probably the view alternates rapidly (much like the thermostat).

Rebecca wrote: "But with enough wine, all the men look good. Or look like devils. Probably the view alternates rapidly (much like the thermostat)."

In fairness, the reverse is also true... Is she still going to be beautiful, interesting and fun when I sober up?

Love is never having to say you're sorry like living with a high school hall monitor.

Another HC Survey:


The basis of all good relationships is:
A. Communication
B. Denial and forbearance
C. Anything 80 proof.
D. Ugly friends
E. Painless neutering

Obviously, an adrenaline junkie.

Jay wrote: "Obviously, an adrenaline junkie.

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Brave guy :-)

Contrary to popular belief, there are still alternatives to online dating.

She did her best to be seductive, but he remained stone-faced.

Absolutely not, dear!

Jimmy no longer wants to play 'Divorce Court.'

Jay wrote: "Absolutely not, dear!

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Love it!