Obsessed with True Crime discussion

Eldon Jackson's killer shot the poor guy several times, then finished him off with an axe. What did the medical examiner say about why there was so much overkill?

A) It fit the profile of a typical gay-on-gay homicide; they're all like that
B) The bullets were small caliber
C) The killer got a sexual jolt out of brain splatter
D) The bullets were too old to do any damage
E) Some other reason (explain your answer)

Man, I must be totally out of the loop, 'cause I don't even recognize the name 'Eldon Jackson'. So, I'll just take a wild guess.
C) The killer got a sexual jolt out of brain splatter

I never heard of Eldon Jackson either and I too will take a wild guess which as luck would have it the wrong one.

B

B and C are both BZZT, sorry! Keep trying peeps!

D

E) Some other reason (explain your answer)

Because he wasn't dead after the bullets??

A

So, Google tells me the pic is Samuel Pepys ... umm, how does that help as a clue to the question? Or, is it not a clue at all? *scratches head*

Rita wrote: "D"

D is for DING DING DING! The M.E. said the bullets were so old they had lost their mojo and bounced off or stopped just below Jackson's skin. Luckily, the killer had a hatchet in his pants just in case.

Diane wrote: "So, Google tells me the pic is Samuel Pepys ... umm, how does that help as a clue to the question? Or, is it not a clue at all? *scratches head*"

I just thought I'd mix it up a little. Thought peeps might be tired of my constant references to marshmallow peeps and used this guy instead, because his last name is pronounced "peeps."

I do have to admit that it's true that he wasn't dead after the bullets, but since the medical examiner was talking about the age of the bullets I could not give that partially-correct answer a DING DING DING...

Fishface wrote: I just thought I'd mix it up a little. Thought peeps might be tired of my constant references to marshmallow peeps and used this guy instead, because his last name is pronounced "peeps."

lol ... very clever. ;)

Fishface wrote: I di have to admit that it's true that he wasn't dead after the bullets, but since the medical examiner was talking about the age of the bullets I could not give that partially-correct answer a DING DING DING.

No worries.
A hatchet in his pants! Sheesh.

Rita wrote: "D" Fishface wrote: D is for DING DING DING! The M.E. said the bullets were so old they had lost their mojo and bounced off or stopped just below Jackson's skin. Luckily, the killer had a hatchet in his pants just in case.

Yay, Rita!

WOW...should I do the ***HAPPY DANCE*** yet?

Rita wrote: "WOW...should I do the ***HAPPY DANCE*** yet?"

Yes!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Thanks Fishface!!!!

Bella, that is positively disturbing

:D :D :D

Fishface wrote: "Bella, that is positively disturbing

:D :D :D"

I know ***grins***

Ah, the move that started it all. A tiny Honey Boo Boo struttin' her stuff.

That gif is sooooo sad...

I'm not sure what's more disturbing: the hootchie dancing by a child barely past toddlerhood, or the fact that she's doing in in an outfit clearly intended for square dancing. I know I'm probably just splitting hairs, but...

How about this then?

or

I'll leave you with this. Actual footage of me (not really)

But there was no victory dance for Eldon...


...sorry if I'm being betty Buzzkill.