Maximum Ride...ROCKS! discussion

Okay, here's how this works... YOU FOUND THE MAGICAL SODA MACHINE!!!

I insert a cow

AND YOU TELL ME WHAT COMES OUT OF THE SODA MACHINE

... if you say soda i will come after you!!! Anything can come out of the machine and you can put anything in the machine

So i said I insert a cow...
you would put: YOU GET A waffle!!!! ((or whatever you want))
Then you insert something!!!

you get a tech 9

i insert....
napalm

You get a nani.

I insert...A kiwi!

You get a paperclip! ((i was playing with a paperclip))
I insert ME!!!!!!!

YOU GET A BUG!

I insert a credit card

You get a sharpie

I insert a phone

YOU get a crazy lunatic hobo

I insert a coconut

You get frozen yougurt.

I insert a broken pen.

You get a PURPLE PEN OF POWER! <.< >.>

I insert some torn cloth

You get a mass murderer!!!! ((LOL))

I insert my brother

You get a monkey planning to take over the world!!!!

i insert a creepy teacher

you get a freak tornado

i insert a bottle of mt dew ((oh dear...))

sweet! uh... u get some red sand.

i insert a drop of blood

lol, u get a fountain of blood

i insert a golden drachma ((wonder if anyone will get the reference... lol))

((i do))

you get a noodle

i insert a brick of cheese

you get a pencil

I insert a vacum

i insert ren

lol, u get a fountain of blood
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That can go TWO ways.

1: I died. *glower*
2: I did something Jizabell-ish such as ripping out someone's heart and crushing it.

Personally, I'd choose #2

I insert a frog

You get Kermit!

I insert a mouse

you get miny mouse

I insert a krab

you get a huge hairball

i insert a finger ((hope i didnt need that :P))

You get a refund (( Gross ))

I insert a chair

((oh come on, thats no fun lol))
You get the seat cushion.

i insert a... sister. :P

(( if i insert one of my sisters i hope i don't get a refund. lol))

get a brother

I insert a homework assignment

((yay another bro! ^^))
you get the teacher's copy of the book

i insert a gummy bear

((right on!))
Get the head back


I insert a baby-bottle-pop

((lol))
you get a mechanical pencil

i insert my two cents, lol

((now what am i hoing to do with that? lol ))
you get a plastic ring

I insert a computer mouse

you get a magazine

I insert a flip flop

(I'll take him i have all sisters!))

you get a lolly pop

I insert a notebook paper

((srry,i got two! cats))

It won't go in


I insert a can of soda

you get an evil bird (worse. lol)


I insert dirty diaper

you get a screaming baby.

i insert my fav cd

you get a beatles record


I insert my bed

((awesome!!! lol))
u get a pillow

i insert a chipmunk

You get alvin



I insert a usb cord

u get an extension cord

i insert a teacher

you get a student


I insert a caculator

u get an abacus ((lol))

i insert a roll of toilet paper

you get a toilet

I insert a istruction manuel

you get it back in french

i insert a silly goose

you get a pod


insert a box

you get packing peanuts

i insert bubble wrap

you get the bubble wrap back , popped

(that was me.lol)

insert a calender

((lol, nice))
you receive a time capsule

i insert a lock of hair

you get a wig (gross)



I insert a t-shirt

You get a chunck of metal

I incert a televition

((sorry i sorta diddent get it.))

you get Brad Pitt

i insert a monkey

you get a cage


I insert a bottle of irish water

(idk. lol)

you get a pitcher of koolaide

i insert the enegizer bunny :P