SSG: Spy/Spec-Ops Group discussion

Men, I have a somewhat unusual mission lined up here on my desk..just arrived from USPACFLT & CG FMFPAC..and I'm looking for volunteers. Naturally I can't order anyone to sign on for this assignment...you may not come out of it with your reputation looking very bright or shiny...

Its a dark and dangerous job...but someone's got to do it. You will receive no awards or citations afterwards..but you will bask in the unspoken thanks of a grateful nation. Of course, if you are caught or captured, this office will disavow all knowledge of your activities.

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Lieutenant, on behalf of a grateful nation, I accept this task. What choice do I have? It's what I do. It's what I've trained for. It's what I live for!

Men, this fine young officer should be an example to you all. The spirit of self-sacrifice clearly did not die with Nathan Hale. The rest of you may ...slink away!

I'd rather die in battle, then live in bondage!

Well there is one type of bondage I might be willing to live in on certain weekend nights....but that's neither here nor there.

Ahem. Remember, this is a family website, soldier! Think of baseball, lawn-mowers, and mom's apple pie!

What'd you say about Mom's "apple pie"?