Maximum Ride...ROCKS! discussion

so like you wish for something and someone below grants it uh... here's an example......

P1: I wish i had wings

P2: Granted except u can't fly with em
i wish i could kill my enemies

P1: wish granted but u no longer have any friends

ya anyway that's my game my friends like it soooo ya... i'll start

I wish i could swim

granted, but turns out your skin is allergic to water. sorry

i wish my hair wasnt frizzy :P

wish granted, but then a patch of it falls out :P

i wish i had a pet

((gah oh no! i'll keep the frizzy hair XD))
granted, but it decides it has a taste for human flesh, and your body parts start to disappear. (yeah, im morbid tonight ><)

i wish that i dont get any hw tomorrow

((lol tis okay ><))

granted but the next day you get hundreds

i wish my sister would stop screaming

((but morbidity is gooooood XD))

granted, but it's because... ((wait. *reverses train of thought* those were dark and deadly tracks XD))
Now she's humming incessantly in your ear. And guess what? It's a Small World is her tune of choice. ((id take the screaming ><))

I wish my mouse worked right.

((me to any day))
wish granted but now ur keyboard isn't working

i wish my mom would let me cut my hair

((... the mouse not working is bearable... lol))
Granted, but she makes you cut it ALL off. Invest in a hat or bandanna ^^

I wish for snow to come faster.

((my insain long hair is fine...))

granted but it's so thick you can't go out side

i wish my birthday would be over already everyone forgets it anyway

granted but it gets anounced at school over the speakers so everyone bugs u all day

i wish for cold weather 2 come soon

granted but it leaves just as soon

i wish for school tomorrow (lol, mess THAT up XD)

((dang it...))
Granted. You have to read twenty pages tomorrow night.

I wish that I could think of a character to dress up as for Thursday (it's spirit week)

Granted U think of Amy Whinehouse


I wish It was January.

Granted, it's the last day of January

I wish i passed my test.

(( that's better really... long story))

Granted, but now the teacher is accusing you of cheating. (the bum)

I wish that my house wasn't so gd cold, lol.

Granted, but now it's constantly over a hundred degrees inside.

I wish homework was an optional thing that got you extra credit if you did it

(( me too ))

Granted, but now you don't do your homework and fail all your classes. ((but yeah that would be nice))

i wish my hands werent so cold

granted
BUT
now u not has hands


i wish i wasn't so addicted to music

granted, but now you cant hear anything

i wish that i wasnt so in love with disney songs XD

granted
now you can only quote lines from hamlet



i wish i had chocolate...

granted, but you turn into a dog and cant eat it w/o dying

i wish i wasnt so hyper

granted
now you are forever sleepy


i wish i wasn't a dog anymore

granted. now you're a cat.

i wish i was less of a vampire :F

granted
now you're a parakeet

i wish i was a pirahna from the amazon! *bitebite*

Granted, but the other pirhanas eat you

I wish that the dvd driver on my computer would work

oh wait what? that's just sad
kay
um...

granted, but now all the movies are played in ultra fast cherokee. subs are for a different movie, and in inuit.


i wish... my essay was done for me.

Granted, a 3rd grader finished it and you got a D


I wish I had a different science teacher.

Granted. You can hv my freshman science teacher, who attempts to put you all to sleep every class period. Have fun!

I wish that this song would be over.

(( meet too *turns song on mp4* ))

granted
now no matter how hard you try, you can't hear music. only conversation.


i wish it would rain lightly for a maximum of one day. (how do u mess dat up?))

Granted, but then it never rains again.

I wish winter would hurry and get here.

awwwwwwwwwwwww
kay
granted
but it only lasts a week
and then it's spring


i wish i had a spider-killing device.
like, some laser scanning thing

granted, but then the world is overrun by mosquitos

i wish that my mom would let me hv a snake for a pet

granted
and then it eats you.


i wish all the mosquitos would just go DIE

granted, but then the spiders turn into vampiric spiders. hv fun ^^

i wish that i didnt hv to do my math homework...

granted
but tomorrow you have quadruple math hw


i wish i had strawberry scented conditioner

granted, but it makes your hair puke colored

i wish that TOM wasnt here...

((???))

((wait
so
i wish that time of month want here..
birthday??))

((ohh))

((yeah, it was a typo. anyone gonna grant it for me? *begging* lol))

((okay that sucks worse >< lol))
Granted. You can no longer think.

I wish that my computer wasn't the slow piece of junk that it is.

granted
now u haz no access to a comp ever
and no internet through phones or itouches


i wish this certain girl would just LEAVE ME ALONE cuz I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER CELT POSTER

granted, but now you have a whole flock of girls bugging you about celt posters

i wish that i could meet the band Celtic Thunder

wish granted but they treat you like a mindless cleaning maid

i wish more people would play this game

Granted, but the people have no imagination

I wish that I could beat my mile run score

Granted, but then some other kid beats it a few seconds later.

I wish that I didn't have that physics test tomorrow... (im ready, i just dont want to take it ><)