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What are the ways you can distract someone?

1. Tickle them

😂😂😂

3. Throw a glass plate at them

*wipes away tear*
my little sister Nitya, learning so fast

Nitya wrote: "5. Kiss them while pointing a dagger at their throat"

*Isn't this scene from The Cruel Prince series*

9. Kill them with carbon monoxide poisoning.

*why do I feel this is a list of ways of killing people more than distracting them...lol*

*I think distracting them means doing anything necessary 😁*
*it's not killing them if they know they're dead, ergo, causing the distraction of killing them*

11. Cause them to have certain hallucinations whilst you plot a peculiar scheme of world domination.

12. Put a ravener demon in their room.

15. Kill them with magic

16. Sit on them

18. Destroy their motorbike

19. Stab them with a sharp knife

20. Give them something they can't resist.

22. Throw them off Mt.Everest

23. Set an angry dog behind them.

24. Make them watch Billy on the Street at full volume

25. Poke them.

26. Slap them

27. Sing Baby Shark in front of them

29.make faces at them

30. start laughing hysterically at nothing ( they'll run away screaming)

31. use their face as a punching bag

32. Set their hair on fire

34. Annoy them by incessant talking.

35. Ask them stupid question.

36. Stare at them.... continuously

37) Yell "DID YOU HEAR THAT BUTTERFLY QUACK TOO?"

38. Step on their foot

39. Throw mud at him & run like crazy. = )

40 Stab them with a fork.... in the eye

@Imabookelf- 🤣🤣🤣 Although I wish to try this on my friend, my chances of survival are 0.001%

42. Hit them with a car

43. Tell them how beautiful they are

Slap them or pock them with a sharp object... I am sure they will notice.... 😂

45. Try to make them read your favorite book

46. Push them from behind.

47. Put ice-cubes in their t-shirt/shirt.

🤣

48. Moo.

49. Throw them off a cliff with a parachute on. But the parachute's broken.

50. Submerge them into cookie dough and cook them alive.

51. Sing to them as they succumb to the weight of a great wave, thus, making you a siren.

52. Perhaps grab a can of gasoline and, well... maybe they'll find out the rest later on.

53. Stare at them with a malicious look

54. Let them go.

Whilst standing over a piranha infested waterfall and laughing maniacally.

I'm so sorry, I'll stop-

Hahahahha

55. Poke him in the backside with a sharp object.

Hilarious! 🤣🤣

56. Shout out name of their crush/love

Well.... I called from a telephone station stating that I was said Crush's father speaking and gave him a sound scolding. Had my friend on the other side record his reaction silently... My poor friend xD

57. Pulled your friend's jacket in front of others. [ How was I to know that he wore only a jacket that day[torso] and nothing else ? ]