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So for example, for Harry Potter, you would say "Boy Mage Knows Two Spells -- Defeats Wizard Hitler". Or something like that.

This is a thread to have fun and laugh a little. Spoilers, obviously.

The Poppy War: (view spoiler)[Lunatic Teenager High on Drugs Does a Hiroshima (hide spoiler)].

The Wicked King: (view spoiler)[Human does dumb stuff and falls in love with a spoiled rich boy and gets kidnapped by fish (hide spoiler)]

Kingdom of Ash: (view spoiler)[much war, death, and romance (hide spoiler)]

We Set the Dark on Fire: (view spoiler)[Two girls fall in love and kiss in their husband's home and smash the patriarchy (hide spoiler)]

Annie (Sad Water Bottle) wrote: "So for example, for Harry Potter, you would say "Boy Mage Knows Two Spells -- Defeats Wizard Hitler". Or something like that.

This is a thread to have fun and laugh a little. Spoilers, obviously.
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I'M CRYINGGG THAT'S SO PERFECT

A Court of Frost and Starlight: (view spoiler)[Illyrians See A UFO In the Sky - But What Is It Actually? (hide spoiler)]

These Violent Delights: (view spoiler)[You can finally call people bug brains (hide spoiler)]

ATheReader wrote: "These Violent Delights: [spoilers removed]"

I'M WHEEZING OMGGGGGG

Sofia wrote: "ATheReader wrote: "These Violent Delights: [spoilers removed]"

I'M WHEEZING OMGGGGGG"

I CAN'T BREATHE

A Game of thrones (view spoiler)[ Innocent people die. (hide spoiler)]

Booktastically wrote: "Sofia wrote: "ATheReader wrote: "These Violent Delights: [spoilers removed]"

I'M WHEEZING OMGGGGGG"

I CAN'T BREATHE"

Hheheheh I HAD to do it

your local kaeya main. wrote: "The Wicked King: [spoilers removed]"

Omg this had me wheezing.
It’s so accurate.

Heir of Fire: (view spoiler)[Arsonist On The Loose (hide spoiler)]

The Hobbit: (view spoiler)[[Little man with big feet leaves hole to fight AU Benedict Cumberbatch] (hide spoiler)]

Descendant of the Crane: (view spoiler)[A queen with a million-years-old father just cries and we don't know what she does at the end. (hide spoiler)]

Samuel wrote: "Descendant of the Crane: [spoilers removed]"

THE ENDING WAS SO CONFUSING OMG

The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue: (view spoiler)[ In this relationship age clearly doesn't matter (hide spoiler)]

Sofia wrote: "Samuel wrote: "Descendant of the Crane: [spoilers removed]"

THE ENDING WAS SO CONFUSING OMG"

MY BRAIN IS STILL SHOCKED AND CONFUSED

Samuel wrote: "The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue: [spoilers removed]"

AHAHAHHAHAHA
OMG SO TRUE

Caraval: (view spoiler)[A girl grovels to go to a speshul carnival and then everyone dies, but wait no, games and magic and pedophilia (hide spoiler)]

A Raisin in the Sun: (view spoiler)[In which everyone argues over blood money (hide spoiler)]

Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

(view spoiler)[Wait there was pedophilia? I don't remember that part lol I'm due for a reread (hide spoiler)]

Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

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(view spoiler)[I don't remember pedophilia either omg (hide spoiler)]

Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

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(view spoiler)[YES because Scarlett's love interest (what was his name?) is the brother of Legend and is, in fact, 118 or something (hide spoiler)]

Red, White and Royal Blue: (view spoiler)[Two royal-horny rabbits f*uck each other everywhere but awwww they're so cute LOOK AT THE FOOTNOTES but wait, why did they use the OFFICIAL EMAIL? (hide spoiler)]

Samuel wrote: "Red, White and Royal Blue: [spoilers removed]"

HAHAHA IM WHEEZING

Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

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(view spoiler)[AHAHAH WAIT WHAT I DON'T REMEMBER THAT
Julian, right? (hide spoiler)]

Samuel wrote: "Red, White and Royal Blue: [spoilers removed]"

LMAOOOOOOO THAT IS THE TRUTH (view spoiler)[they do the deed literally everywhere (hide spoiler)]

Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

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(view spoiler)[YESSSS HE IS LEGENDS BROTHER AND THATS WHY HE DIDNT LEAVE CARAVAL (hide spoiler)]

Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

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(view spoiler)[
WHOA
THE ENTIRE ENDING WAS A BLUR FOR ME
I UNDERSTOOD NOTHING
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO LEGEND IS 😐 (hide spoiler)]

Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

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(view spoiler)[ME NEITHER I WROTE A SHORT RANT ON MY HATRED OF CARAVAL (hide spoiler)]

The selection: (view spoiler)[LOOK AT HER NAME, she's so different!! Make her queen (hide spoiler)]

Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Caraval: [spoilers removed]"

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IT WAS DEFINITELY RIDICULOUS UGH
BUT I REMEMBER LIKING IT
IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO

Samuel wrote: "The selection: [spoilers removed]"

AHAHAHAHAHA

Samuel wrote: "The selection: [spoilers removed]"

😭😭😭AHAHHAHA

Samuel wrote: "The selection: [spoilers removed]"

HAHAHAHA IM IN CLASS AND IM TRYING NOT TO DIE

Does this have to be the last book you read or it can be any book you read?

omg yall have me dying over here and ive been trying to think of one but I'm not funny😭😭

Mrunal wrote: "Does this have to be the last book you read or it can be any book you read?"

I think it can be any

Mrunal wrote: "Does this have to be the last book you read or it can be any book you read?"

I think you can make one of any book you've read 👀

✰Allie✰ wrote: "omg yall have me dying over here and ive been trying to think of one but I'm not funny😭😭"

same honestly

Samuel wrote: "The selection: [spoilers removed]"

I agree.

✰Allie✰ wrote: "omg yall have me dying over here and ive been trying to think of one but I'm not funny😭😭"

I agree. Me too. 😭

Red Queen: (view spoiler)[YA madlibs at their finest (hide spoiler)]

@Allie @Samuel okay!

Lorelei wrote: "Red Queen: [spoilers removed]"

:)

❧✧LEXIE✧☙ wrote: "The Hobbit: [spoilers removed]"

I agree.

Lorelei wrote: "Red Queen: [spoilers removed]"

EHEHEHEHE

Shadow and Bone: (view spoiler)[gaslighting passed off as true love (hide spoiler)]

Sofia wrote: "Lorelei wrote: "Red Queen: [spoilers removed]"

EHEHEHEHE"

All credit goes to your wonderful sense of humor